SMS Jokes & sms Jokes

Arz kiya hai….
Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe..
gaur kare
Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe..

Chalo koi baat nahi
Its ok, Its ok, Its ok

Insaan din bhar mehnat karke jab ghar aata hai to:
Baap- Kuch Kamaya?
Biwi- Kuch Bachaya?
Bache- Kuch Laya?

Magar

Maa- Kuch Khaya?
Its Mother Love

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Beautiful eyes, amazing body, like a brain, nice smile …. But enough about me, tell me, how are you?

Always go into a room and forget, and why he came?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.

I can only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good.

News: Three chimpanzees escaped from the zoo … A television was taken … another playing football and the third was caught reading this txt message

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI expects further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

This dog is a dog, a dog, good dog, dog, dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, dog, puppy 20 seconds! … Now read without the word dog.

I suck … Ball … want to move my tongue for you … I feel in my mouth … yes, how did u. .. eating ice cream!

This is the team phone terrorists. When you receive this message a virus will be activated. This virus has infected your mobile phone now. Your phone will be disabled if it is ugly.

Now we will update your brain ……. Please wait …….. ……. Research ……. …….. Sorry to even find, finds no brain!

Your future depends on your dreams – sleep on!

Hello, this is your cell phone. There is no particular problem. I just wanted out of the bag, the smell is unbearable!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, have a 60% sex, 19% watch TV and an idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

No one opens a parachute will not complain.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God also created, but yes, God is evil!

Love is photogenic, it needs to develop the dark

If being ugly injured, he would be in pain all day. ?
Love me or leave me. Hey, where each point?

U.S. scientists have shown that people who do not perform well in bed and have difficulties to come hold their mobile phone in his right hand ………………]

Hey, can you do me a favor, a photo of Urself n send me, I’m playing cards n I lost the joker!

A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Nobody in the house go.” I left. Nobody was home

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.

Good Night SMS

G. Go 2 Bed

O. Off d Lights

O. Out O Tension

D. Dreams Come



N. Nice Sleep

I. Ignore Worries

G. Get Up Early

H. Have A Nice Day

T. Thank God Always

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HEllo Moon,

My friend is Going to Sleep.

Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late.

Because my friend wants More relax.

****Good Night*****

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The love we shared will see u through,

Hold on with all ur might,

To all the faith and love we shared

For this iz just Good-Night.

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Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight:

A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep,

A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true!

Gud Night…!

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sea wouldn’t be blue,

I wouldn’t be happy,

Without disturbing u. “Gud Nite”

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At this moment 3.7 millons are sleeping,

2.3 millons are falling in love,

4.1 millon are eating

and only one person in the whole world

is reading my sms Good Night SMS.

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Night is longer than day

for those who DREAM

and day is longer than night for those

who make their DREAMS come true.

Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

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A shining ANGEL stands beside ur silky bed,

Calling ur nice Name so softly,

Throwing flowers on yoU

nd saying Good Night nd Sweet Dreams

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A late night sms greting does not

only mean good night

It haz a silent message saying

you are my last thought @ night

Good Night

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The sun has gone to bed,

The stars rule the skies.

May the gentle breeze of the nite whisper

sweet scripts to u and gently nudge ur eyes 2 sleep.

Gud nite and sweet dreams.

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